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Joke of the Day

"I went to ferguson and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt And this cash register, and this Xbox, and this flat screen tv."

"What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"[meeting a girl at the bar] ME (nervously cracking every knuckle): hi I'm brandon GIRL: please let go of my hands"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo weighs a ton while a zippo is a little lighter."

"What happens if you fart in church You have to sit in your own pew"

"What do you get when you play country music backwards? You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back."

"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! I am not sorry."

"Why couldn't Jesus eat M&M's? because of the holes in his hands"

"Why didn't the boxer cross the road? He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line."

"I was going to buy a hairpiece... ... But it was too much toupee."