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Joke of the Day

"Having problems with my low-libido S.O., but last night she finally took one for the team! But when she got home she was completely exhausted and still didn't want to have sex with me."

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"Two muffins were in an oven... One says to the other, ""is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"" The other screams, ""AHHHH! Talking muffin!"""
"Next Presidential election, we need to get some guys with beards in there. It's been too long."
"Corn Nuts is the name of a delicious snack treat. And a horrible medical condition."
"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything."
"Hey vegans. Making a salad is not ""cooking"". Making a salad is ""assembling""."
"What does a suicide bomber say when he's teaching class? Pay attention! I'm only going to show this once."
"If a turkey got murdered, the chalk outline would look like a giant preschooler's hand."
"why don't spiders go to school.. Because they learn everything on web. :( i know i suck at jokes."