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Joke of the Day

"The Duracell Bunny was in deep trouble... He just got charged with battery"

"Confucius Say: Man that stand on toilet is high on pot"

"My wife phoned me, panting and breathless. ""Where are you?"" she moaned. ""I'm at the pub."" I replied. She said, ""I think the baby's coming!"" I said, ""Well, he won't get in. He's underage."""

"The Koala should be classified as a bear It has all the Koalafications"

"You can tell your life sucks when you run into traffic and the cars go around you."

"A ladies magazine told me to compliment my wifes booty. So I told her I was glad it wasn't hairy. I need a place to stay"

"What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus."

"I think it's odd that you can buy binoculars, but no heteronoculars, homonoculars nor transnoculars."

"Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me."

"What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ? Make it Tso!"