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Joke of the Day
"You want to scare someone? Call them."
Next Joke
"Why didn't the vegan gamble at the meat raffle? Didn't want a brisket"
"What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog? A dog who can lick himself from across the room"
"What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet? Swiping and wiping."
"Arguing with a woman is like being attacked by a bear... You're better off playing dead and hoping they get bored and walk away!"
"Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex? Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend."
"i wish u could kill cops in mario kart"
"How high are you? Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?"
"What Rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore."
"My chest hair connected with connected with my armpit My hair is really going places"