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Joke of the Day
"Why did the stoner go to the chapel? To marry Jane"
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"What do you call a vegetable optometrist? A sea cucumber."
"Unfair fight. Housewife Holly Holm defeats Rousey with ironing skills... Because she layed her out and starched her ass."
"I think I'm failing my marine biology class My grade is below C level."
"If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can't speak English..."
"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."
"My sister bet me a $100 i couldn't build a car out of Spaghetti... You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta!!!!"
"I bought some hard cider yesterday... but I'm still waiting for it to melt."
"Yet another Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone."
"Don't make me use UPPERCASE."