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Joke of the Day

"I think I'm failing my marine biology class My grade is below C level."

"Q: What did the finger say to the thumb? A: I'm in glove with you."

"Why aren't anal sex jokes funny? Because they tend to be inside jokes."

"the easy way to tell between local police and state troopers is that state troopers usually have more brightly colored, magnificent feathers"

"I won't travel to certain regions of the world simply because of the spiders that reside there."

"What would you call The Flinstones if they were black? Niggers"

"Did you hear Lance Armstrong lied The ball of some people"

"""Mom, I'm an adult. There's nothing left for you to show me."" (*folds a fitted sheet*) ""TEACH ME YOUR SORCERY, LINEN WIZARD"""

"I'd make an Apple joke... But they'd probably remove it."

"How do you play Taliban bingo? B-52...F-16...B-1.."