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Joke of the Day

"What does a miserable vegan eat? This pear. Thought of this horrible joke while eating a juicy ass pear!"

"Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece? Because Greece lightening"

"Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there."

"gardens are insane. ""Oh that's just my box of dirt that pushes food at me very slowly."""

"Why do cowgirls have bow-legs? Because cowboys always eat with their hats on."

"I walked into a disabled toilet It was autistic"

"Single people think marriage is just a word ... Once you are married you realize it's a sentence."

"Why we don't give food to cannibals.. ..because they know how to feed for themselves."

"How do you organise a party in space? You planet."

"When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing... ...either the car is new or the wife is."