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Joke of the Day
"My Mother in Law fell down a wishing well I was amazed. I never knew they worked."
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"How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)"
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"Maybe if I took my problems to the gym they'd work themselves out."
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"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity I just can't put it down!"
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