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Joke of the Day

"What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii? PUNCH!"

"A penguin talks his snowmobile in to get fixed. The mechanic takes a look at it and says ""looks like you blew a seal."" penguin replies ""no, that's just frosting on my lip."""

"Google is the #1 company in the world. How about them apples ?"

"Sorry I yelled: BLESS YOU and handed you a tissue after you told me you loved me Blow your nose, it will pass"

"I was talking to my ex and she got the wrong end of the stick. The end that had been sharpened to a fine point."

"Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver."

"There is no way to differentiate between the screams you hear from mass murder, passengers on a plane going down and 5 Tweens seeing a bug"

"Genie: I'll give you more wishes, I feel bad for you Me: [with 3 ice cream cones on the ground] That's very nice of you"

"A lady walks into a bar... Sits down and says to the bartender ""give me a double."" He asks ""what'll it be?"" She replies ""make it an entedre."" So he gave it to her."

"I guarantee you Adam & Eve were white. You ever try and take a rib from a black man?"