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Joke of the Day
"If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager"
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"So prince is dead... Which means that half-way through the embalming process, he'll be a half-blood prince."
"""Can we have sex today"" asks a poor husband, in anticipation! Wife : No!!My gynecologist told me not to have sex for 2 weeks. Husband: Yeah! But your dentist didn't!!"
"Today I made an immigration officer laugh He was borderline hysterical."
"Knock knock...... Who's there? One Two. One Two Who? THAT'S ONE TO MANY QUESTIONS OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"
"My son was born without eye lids My son was born with out eye lids, so when they circumcised him they used his foreskin as new eye lids. He's alright now, just a little cock-eyed"
"Give a toddler a crayon and he will eat that crayon. Teach him how to color and he will eat more crayons."
"Say what you will about pedophiles... ...but they do slow down in school zones!"
"Researchers at Duke University say they have discovered the reason for the existence of the human appendix. Still working on the reason for the existence of the Kardashians."
"How to make a gay man fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."