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Joke of the Day

"It's impossible to think about uptown funk without getting it stuck in your head... Don't believe me? Just watch!"

"What happens to communists who are late to class? The get marxed tardy."

"Having a ""20 items or less"" express lane at Wal-Mart is pointless when your customers don't know how to count."

"Just imagine Great Britain without tea... Grea Briain"

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaayaaaaay!"

"""Always leave them wanting more"" is great advice for a performer. Restaurant owners, on the other hand..."

"two deer walk out of a gay bar the first deer says to the other, ""man, I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there""."

"Give Michael Cera a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he'll be like, ""ewww you have to touch worms? Gross"""

"Cilla Black has died... Surprise Surprise."

"The good news is, that bag of clothes from 1998 that I still haven't taken to the donation centre...they are back in style now."