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Joke of the Day
"Why is it easier to shit on fat people? More surface area"
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"I think I'm uglier with my glasses on but I'm uglier with contacts in, too."
"I put sea salt on my seafood, so they can be reunited. Because I like happy endings."
"Ew, I bet people who call people hipsters as an insult don't even have a favorite kombucha flavor"
"I hate the word ""chicks"". Can we politely call them LADIES. Women, please.. Ladies nuts on your chin ;)))))))"
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We are efficient, and lack humor."
"Self Respect is... Washing your hands before you take a piss. ...or rather, leave one."
"Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay."
"One time I was so high, my flatscreen fell off the wall and I thought it was just part of the movie."
"If you see me in court you'd think I was furiously taking notes, but 9 times out of 10, I'm usually drawing a t-rex eating a witness."