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Joke of the Day
"Why is it easier to shit on fat people? More surface area"
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"How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie."
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"If I say ""Bloody Mary"" three times in the mirror in the dark I get a free drink, right?"
"My father is invisible... a trans-parent"
"I'm not saying Goldilocks was a piece of shit, but she broke into someone's house and just started eating their breakfast."
"The clock was hungry... So he went back four seconds"