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Joke of the Day

"the racists in this town are so proud of their lack of pigmentation you'd think they had actually chose it themselves :)"

"My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says ""Your password is incorrect"", I type in: ""incorrect"" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing."

"I got everyone a pet snake for Christmas but you have to catch it, they're in my house, they're everywhere, please come get your snake."

"Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to begin eating itself, as it was the less painful way to die."

"""What are all those wires?"" ""My wireless internet."" (New Yorker cartoon ideas)"

"The word ""defenestration"" means ""to throw someone out a window."" Which means this happens so often we needed a word for it."

"How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea? None according to the Russians."

"After watching TV with my kids, I think I have figured out what's wrong with this generation....their cartoons suck."

"I raised the alarm at work today. The midgets were all furious."

"Look, if all you have is candy corn in this van, I'm going to have to get out."