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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 2 gay Mexicans in bed? A Juan-on-Juan"

"A new book for stoners aspiring to greatness 7 Habits of Effectively High People"

"It's a little sad that today's youth don't get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day."

"When a bull wants to listen to a cassette what does he put on his head? Steer phones!"

"I found a good bread recipe where you don't have to get your hands messy from mixing it The bread was kneadless, to say"

"What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe? ""Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"""

"I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case."

"My grandpa told me that ""your generation relies too much on technology."" I responded with, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."

"What do robots do on a one night stand? He nuts and bolts"

"There's a line of underwear specially made for skeletons... It's called the VerteBra."