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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 2 gay Mexicans in bed? A Juan-on-Juan"

"I like my women like I like my soup... With most of the skin removed."

"In Victoria Secret shop... sir can i help you? yes...does this come in children sizes?"

"So, this guy comes home to find his house was broken into and someone stole all his lamps. He was delighted."

"How does a bass player turn off the lights before bed? He closes the car door."

"I've just used glitter spray paint in a confined space, and now I'm on another planet busting disco moves with an intoxicated pixie."

"How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ? Acceptable"

"Brain problem On the left side, there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left."

"What idiot called it a contraction and not a birthquake?"

"Did you hear about the patch of fog that entered the spelling bee? It wasn't very good but they gave it a precipitation medal."