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Joke of the Day
"My sex life is just like my typing skills. One handed."
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"Donald Trump has one good point but if he combs his hair right you hardly notice."
"What do you call an orange elephant? Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that."
"Did you know Diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans. ba dum tss."
"I couldn't be a Step-Father. I don't drink enough."
"What is the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"This idiot from Apple reckons that the ""Temperature, iPhone needs to cool down"" warning message has nothing to do with all my hot selfies"
"Somewhere there's a DJ Tanner spinning to a full house and that's what keeps me going you guys."
"Today I quit drinking for good now I only drink for evil"
"NSFW Sex joke: New sex position called the bull rider. Ride a girl doggy style, grab her hair, and whisper in her ear ""I have aids"". See how long you can last."