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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek? They won't work in the future either."

"My therapist says I need to overcome ""shame-based"" thinking but if it wasn't for shame I don't think I'd get a damn thing done around here."

"What is the scientific name for a crippled tyrannosaurus rex ? Tywalkasoreus Rex"

"What do you do if someone's choking? Pull back a few inches"

"Why is the suicide rate so low for Puerto Ricans? You can't jump out of a basement apartment."

"I'm 100% sure Zebra's didn't earn those things."

"Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? Because it would be eel-eagle!"

"I wish I could see the look of surprise and wonder on my son's face when he opens his lunchbox full of tampons today. Payback for talkback."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Doesn't matter how many there are, they can't change anything."

"I'm so ugly... I can't even turn on a lamp"