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Joke of the Day
"What rhymes with orange No it doesn't"
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"Remember back in the olden days when we used wood-burning stoves and AOL?"
"What's the spaciest kind of camel? Andromedary"
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"You know what's better than being married? Everything."
"Trump is such a good businessman that he literally wrote the book on business! Everyone should read it! Its too bad that it only goes up to chapter 11 though..."
"You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams."
"Bella is the most misunderstood girl in fiction. She games Edward for immortality, starts a vampire war&secures a wolf servant for her baby."
"Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy? Because, she was on her pyramid!"
"What's a crackhead with no drugs? Crack-a-lacking"