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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"
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"WARNING! Sickest joke ever. How do you know if your sister is on the rag? Dad's dick tastes like blood."
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"A Spanish magician says he can make himself disappear on the count of 3 Uno, dos... Suddenly the magician disappears without a tres."