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Joke of the Day
"What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea? Oz Moses."
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"So I went over to my uncle with a lisp's house He asked me ""hey d-do you w-w-want a d-d-dee-dee-d-d-d-deep-deep-d-deeeeeep freezer?"" I replied: ""Noo thanks buddy that's too deep for me"" [EDIT] Fuck."
"I told my boss I needed a raise to stay at work because there are three different companies showing interest in me... He asked me which companies and I told him, ""The gas, electric, and cable ones"""
"A white man, an arab and an asian walk naked into a bar... ...the bartender yells ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"I just saw a commercial that invited me to watch more of it on the internet! Bc That's the problem w/commercials! They're not long enough!"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You may have thought 'Rrrr', but it's really the C"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... ..."
"I won the meat raffle in the bar. Wasn't the answer my kids were expecting when they asked how I met their mother."
"Why can't anybody satisfy a woman completely? Question: ""why can't anybody satisfy a woman completely?"" answer: ""because nobody has a dick made of gold, decorated with diamonds and ejaculates cash"""
"How do you hold a pirate rabbit? With its buccaneers! Source: Dad."