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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish boy asks his father: ""Father, can I please borrow 50 dollars?"" The father replies: ""40 dollars! What on earth do you need 30 dollars for!?"""

"What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts."

"""My eyes are up here"" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out."

"I like my slaves how I like my coffee. Free."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla? There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo."

"What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces? Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now."

"Whenever I speak to religious people about my beliefs, I receive a lot of judgement. It seems that Jesus is the only one who truly accepts me for who I am!"

"Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist? Billable vowels."

"Why are indecisive miners the worst? because all day they deal with ores."

"I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery... ...but the doctor left me hangin'"