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Joke of the Day
"What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot? Little Seizers"
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"I tried to join the mile high club once But nobody gave a flying fuck."
"Just like winning the lottery... Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. To my horror they were right.....we had 6 matching balls."
"I went to a store that carried only three items It was an inconvenience store"
"What do you call a blind, mentally handicapped, quadriplegic? You can call him whatever you want; it's not like he's going to get up and do anything about it."
"Le Jesus Joke What is the difference between white Jesus and black Jesus... Black Jesus didn't pay for his sins :3"
"What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon? ARE YE READY KIDS?!"
"What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R? A rho-man"
"What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail? GOTTA CATCH JAMAL"
"Who wants two tickets to the gun show? I bought the Groupon but can't make it :("