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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if nails ever get tired of being hit on."
Next Joke
"What do you call the accidental nuclear bombing of a furniture plant? Chairnobyl."
"In the spirit of mother's day Roses are Red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your moms facebook will do"
"What do you call an evil physicist? Sinner of Gravity"
"My wife and I were stuck in traffic. She said, ""I'm turning round."" ""I can see that,"" I replied. ""Try eating less chocolate."""
"I meant to call out a plumber to fix my blocked toilet, but forgot. I'm in deep shit now."
"I don't know how to tell people this... But I want to be a translator."
"How do you know you're playing a Jewish Football team (American Football) On defense, they only run the Dime Formation"
"I'll call it smartphone when it slaps me in the face before sending a text to an ex."
"""OMG, I FORGOT TO CHECK FACEBOOK"" - somebody almost about to get some work done"