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Joke of the Day

"Snooki's kind of like Hurricane Sandy... She's large, slow-moving, an has blown just about everyone in the Jersey Shore."

"A girl's tinder bio said ""I would die without food"" uh okay me too"

"Sometimes I call meteors hot space potatoes and everyone just keeps ignoring me"

"What's the difference between a sadist and a math teacher Nothing"

"Hey, strippers named ""Elantra"". It's too late to grow some self respect but at least read Car and Driver before picking a name."

"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore."

"The 70s had it right. Back then, ugly people were allowed to make music."

"I've developed a fear of imitation ale, It's a faux beer."

"I can't believe I got arrested, just for indulging in a bit of horseplay. Although the prosecutor is calling it 'bestiality'."

"Jihadi John Guess he's Jihadi gone now"