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Joke of the Day

"I've developed a fear of imitation ale, It's a faux beer."

"What is the first rule of Woman`s fight club? Never tell anyone what are you so mad about"

"What is best to drink while eating Jewshi (Jewish sushi)? Oh, any kind of He-brew would be fine, I guess."

"They say you should never run when you stumble across a lion in the wild. I don't think I'll be able to run with all the shit in my pants."

"What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common? They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen."

"Who was the chicken's favorite musician? Bach."

"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Taste..."

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."

"What do you call a hooker who specializes in anal sex? A backhoe."

"My husband told me he'd like to be woken up by a blowjob... ...so I put my dick in his mouth to wake him up."