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Joke of the Day

"What did the mod say to the other? [deleted]"

"I took a poop today that didn't flush... That shit was revolting."

"I'd kick you in the vagina..... ...but I am afraid I would lose my shoe."

"Teacher asked us today, ""What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?"" You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)"

"It would be a fun surprise if Jay-Z said he finished laying down some tracks and when you went outside there was a railroad."

"Why don't tennis players ever get married? Because love means nothing to them."

"[screaming over sirens] I SAID ACTUALLY YOU'RE NOT ""FIGHTING"" THE FIRE YOU'RE WATERING IT"

"How does the pope refer to his secret superhero identity? It's his altar ego."

"You ever hear the joke about the 3 holes in the back yard? Well well well...."

"There's no I... in collaboration. Or denial."