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Joke of the Day

"If you start a conversation with ""you're gonna say I'm crazy"" there's nothing I can do but to congratulate you on your clairvoyance."

"Two blondes in a hole Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same"

"What does a blind person read in church? Holy Braille"

"Two people were kissing. After the kiss the guy says "" thanks for the bubblegum"" And the girl says "" oops!!! I have cough"""

"Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom."

"I care more about the outcome of sporting events than any other aspect of human existence."

"What's Jared Fogle's favorite weather? El nino."

"When I was a kid the swear jar at my house was always empty because my sister was a goddamn fucking thief."

"Taking my dog to the park is the same as my checking Reddit... We check out all the posts and piss on half of them."