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Joke of the Day
"Before NASA sent Curiosity, Mars was bustling with cats."
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"My new breast reduction clinic is called ... Tits for tats."
"How can you tell a pirate is being raped? You hear him screaming ""Quit plunderin' my booty!"""
"Basketball players like their chicken like they like their basketballs In the bucket"
"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?"
"What's the leading cause of obesity in women? Wedding rings"
"Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window? SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!"
"How does a blonde call for her dog? She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts ""Max!""."
"Why did the hummer cross the river? For the insurance money."
"Twitter is like a conversation at the water cooler. If the water cooler was full of vodka. And you could smoke. And the boss was out of town"