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Joke of the Day
"Before NASA sent Curiosity, Mars was bustling with cats."
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"A student once told me the Big Bang was a lie, just like evolution. Then he asked me what my sign was. I'm just a prof. I can't fix stupid."
"Someone just named a commercial service ""KGB""? I would've gone with ""Abu Ghraib""."
"What tick likes to run? Politicks"
"If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty."
"If you don't get my Harry Potter references, there is something siriusly ron with you"
"Spoil any movie by telling ur friend ""Ice Cube dies"" before they watch it. They'll be waiting for Ice Cube to appear and die the whole time"
"Got a job at McDonald's as a secret agent for the Burger King."
"Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime? ...because he had Loco-Motive."
"Chuck Norris was banned from competing in the National Karate Championship. Everyone he competed with the year before ended up in the Special Olympics."