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Joke of the Day

"Still looking both ways on one-way streets."

"I grounded my kid from electronics for a week and now he won't stop talking to me and I think I've made a horrible mistake."

"BLONDE BICYCLE Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on."

"My British friend Julian Wang just bought his first automobile We call it the Wang car. //needs work"

"News: Man dies of heart attack while donating to a sperm bank He came and went at the same time"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning..."

"I got a case of beer for my wife! It was a good trade!"

"What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of ""Peter Pan""? Slow Children At Play"

"Did you hear Obtuse Angle lost weight? He looks all right now."

"What's the only thing politicians stand for? Reelection."