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Joke of the Day

"A dog made out of diamonds is everyone's best friend."

"Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby? He was accused of wreckless driving."

"I went to the zoo the other day, There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."

"So what if I can't spell ""Armageddon"" I mean, it's not the end of the world."

"What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom? Rover Flows Out Of You."

"Why can trains go for longer than cars? Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems."

"Two clowns are running for public office... It's funny for me though because I live in Canada."

"All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married. I'm just getting more awesome."

"Why did Al Gore get nipple rings? because he heard George Bush had a dick cheney"

"What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped."