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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there? No bitches"
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"I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck... When this guy pushes in front to place his order. I'm like, ""Dude, pho queue."""
"The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman is ""beautiful""... ...because bitches love it when you call them ""beautiful"""
"What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming? My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."
"I love when I make people laugh so hard they spit out their water... Or food... Or baby..."
"Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees? PNC"
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"Did you hear about the professor that got in a horrible wreck? He was grading papers on a curve."
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"Sometimes I want to get married just so I can have something sad to tweet about."