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Joke of the Day

"What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming? My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."

"One idiot said to the other ""You know there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."

"Where do you put people with ADHD? A concentration camp"

"Overheard a dude say he wished there was a female version of Viagra. I guess his girlfriend has a really flaccid penis."

"Why are prison escapees so frustrating? Because they never finish their s"

"Research has shown that men think about sex every 15 sex."

"Did you hear about the guy who crashed his car into a tree? He wanted to see how much his Mercedes Benz"

"A young nun is sewing a hole in a sock... ...when she pricks her finger with the needle. - Shit! - Crap, I said shit! - Damn, I said crap! - Aw, fuck it. I never wanted to become a nun, anyways."

"What did Judas say after capturing Jesus? Nailed it."

"I tried Alaskan food once. But I wasn't that Inuit."