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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I want to get married just so I can have something sad to tweet about."
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"One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb."
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"Do you know which place has the highest concentration of Jews? The atmosphere."
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"I'm the last one on Earth... My diet is now peanut butter, honey please come back."
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"A trailer in a movie theater ended with ""November 20th"" and a guy loudly said, ""thats my birthday"" and a random guy said ""happy birthday"""
"What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? After you slap it, a mosquito will stop sucking."
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