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Joke of the Day

"*walks into work 20 minutes late* *boss glares at me* ""Sorry. Traffic."" *boss gestures to my Starbucks cup* ""Oh this? I found it."""

"Man sees a kangaroo sitting in a movie theater ""Are you a kangaroo?"" asked the man, surprised. ""Yes."" ""What are you doing at the movies?"" The kangaroo replied, ""Well, I liked the book."""

"What do you call it when two well endowed astrophysicists have a gay sword fight? A Large Hardon Collider."

"I learned 10 jokes about clickbait today. But I won't tell them. You wouldn't belive number 7 anyway."

"Every morning Tom Cruise announces how many Latinos moved into his neighborhood. He calls it the Minority Report."

"What Kind of Pee Comes Out Your Butt? Poo Pee."

"What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall? Hocus Focus"

"My wife still misses me But her aim is getting better"

"Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !"

"I was reading in the paper that more people have been held at Gun Point this year than ever before. So why do people keep going to Gun Point?"