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Joke of the Day
"What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall? Hocus Focus"
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"Congratulations West Ham The only club named after two things that ISIS hate."
"There is a small dent on the side of this plane. It must have a... *Puts on sunglasses* ""Airline fracture"""
"What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot... Mitosis"
"What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? You're in treble mister!"
"A willow tree walks into a bar, and a guy sitting next to the counter says to the bartender, Who's the new guy? And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!"
"Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes."
"Why was Snape in the middle of the road? So you would never know what side he was on."
"My aunt passed away recently... She died of adult onset sudden infant death syndrome."
"It really doesn't matter if the baby's smoking a cigarette or a joint, I think we can all agree that's one fucking cool baby."