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Joke of the Day
"Three popes walk into a bar. Wow, that place is popeular!"
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"I'm going to have to rethink my time machine rental business. People keep bringing them back a day before they rented them."
"How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem? He works it out with a pencil! = "
"A grasshopper walks into a bar bartender says...""Hey, we have a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Jeff?"". budum pshhhh."
"Ireland's population is out of control It keeps Dublin and Dublin"
"I just wish God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well."
"Snitching is common in Thompkins Square Park It's full of rats"
"My goal is to be just the right amount of crazy to make everyone else doubt their sanity."
"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowntain"
"I hope death is a woman. That way, it will never come for me."