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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior? The Illuminaughty"
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"What do you call a karate expert with a father who has diarrhoea? A chop happy chappy with a crap happy pappy."
"[Anteater eats some termites] [looks up to heaven] ""YOU DON'T CONTROL ME, GOD! YOU HEAR ME? I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU NAMED ME!"""
"I used to go to New Years Eve parties I still do, but I used to too! -Mitch Hedberg style-"
"[NSFW] Look on the bright side My hooker died during sex... Next hour is for free"
"Does the obama phone ring? or does it tell the person calling that they can just assume yes to whatever they were calling about?"
"Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women? Mace..."
"1-step guide for Asexual Reproduction Go fuck yourself"
"""I'll drink to that."" -me to my next drink"
"Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? A: Nacho Cheese."