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Joke of the Day
"Hey, i'm proud of my heritage that's why sometimes, I don't even wear my hood at rallies."
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"Animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before the last earthquake,our dog took the car keys and drove off"
"My wife and I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went But then it dawned on us."
"God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die"
"Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? Because they peel."
"If there's a sock on my doorknob... It means I'm having sex with the other one."
"Twitter is an invention created by aliens so we don't notice the period of time missing when they take us for experimentation."
"Whenever I drink whiskey, I turn into Kermit the Frog. I start talking funny, I turn green, and then I end up fucking a fat pig"
"What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick? A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning.."
"An horse walks into a bar. The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size."