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Joke of the Day

"A baby boy was born last week with no eyelids. They used his foreskin to graft eyelids. The poor kid is now cockeyed."

"Can we get a tagging system for jokes? Like [OL] for one-liners, [S] for story, etc.."

"Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve."

"What happens when you ditch a gf for another she will become bff with your new gf, and become lesbians"

"Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill you"

"How do you know your wife is getting vat... ... you have to switch off the light during sex. Not because she's ugly but because the bulb burns your ass."

"why did the ghost crash his ghost car? because he was full of BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!"

"""I'm not washing it, I'm just gonna shove it in a pony."" If you're a girl, that sentence is actually ok."

"The Story of Volcanos God: Ok, how about a mountain.. Angel: We got mountains. God: Lemme finish. That shits fire. Angel: Metal. *fist bump*"

"My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on."