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Joke of the Day

"If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy."

"Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."

"What do pancakes do when they are scared? They crepe themselves ;D"

"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar."

"Dogs are tough!! Been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy!"

"What do you call an employee at a sperm bank? A nutjob"

"What do you call a murderer who pours their mike before the cereal? A cereal killer!"

"Wife: ""If I died, would you remarry?"" Me: ""Yup."" Wife: ""And you'd even let her use my golf clubs??"" Me: ""No silly! She's left handed."""

"Who's the most badass flower salesman? Chuck Florist"

"Wanna hear a joke? Non-corrupt african government."