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Joke of the Day

"My annoying little cousin is bragging about how he sleeps in a race car bed. Whatever, you little idiot.. I sleep in a real car."

"How do you know when you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit."

"What's half of 8? 5. The other half is 3."

"When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience. I said I was more of a cat person."

"Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire? He was heading west."

"Addicted to pills? Don't worry. They have a pill for that."

"Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to git a long little doggy."

"What's your most messed up/morally wrong joke?"

"What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women."

"My dentist said that bacon and soda works the same as toothpaste. Friends have said she prolly meant baking soda....but I disagree. "