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Joke of the Day
"My friend decided to cut out whiskey... ...but he's Stella heavy drinker."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belinda ! Belinda who ? Belinda church steeple !"
"Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive caring and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends."
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? I can't get hard, I just got laid!"
"I just opened a marketing email from Fitness magazine and my computer died laughing."
"[slides briefcase of money across the counter] ""two big macs please"" [opens briefcase to reveal $7]"
"you are what you eat.. funny, I dont rember eating a sexy beast this morning."
"People who are complaining of shoveling driveways, haven't you heard of moving?"
"Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats."
"Spain's king, Juan Carlos, has stepped down from the throne to make way for his son, who is more popular. Which, by the way, would be the worst ""Game of Thrones"" episode ever."