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Joke of the Day
"My friend decided to cut out whiskey... ...but he's Stella heavy drinker."
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"I'm at the doctor's office & they don't know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I'll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless."
"You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?"
"Think Casey Anthony will go into porn now, . . . Since she gets off so easy?"
"I wish No More Tangles shampoo would work on Christmas lights."
"What do you call a root beer in a square glass? Beer"
"My Dad always worked really hard to be able to put dinner on the table for his family. And still my Mam moaned because he couldn't afford to buy plates. That table was ruined."
"'Your place or mine?' Is the sexiest response to the question: 'Where shall we bury the body?'"
"Constipation Have you heard of the movie constipation? Probably not. It hasn't come out yet."
"MurphySnowden Law of Fluid Dynamics Everything leaks out eventually."