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Joke of the Day

"I'm at the doctor's office & they don't know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I'll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless."

"Every single person my age... ...is 43."

"What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man? The rightful owner of both is white"

"I refuse to lower my standards to accommodate those who refuse to raise theirs."

"Robin Williams apparently commited suicide last night. His brothers, Venus and Serena, are said to be distraught."

"Exercise can add years to your life. This enables you, at 95 years, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $7,000 a month."

"How does a blonde high-five? She smacks herself in the forehead. "

"Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying ""Tick, tick, tick, tick,...""? ""Ve haff vays of meking you tock."""

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chic is you."

"What's the worst thing about having sex with a Bulimic? She won't swallow"