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Joke of the Day
"Men are like parking spots... The good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
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"What are most people afraid of about Hilary Clinton? Her Penis"
"Why do they call it ""Ben Folds Five""? Because he folds five penises and puts them into little drawers!"
"Are there Jewish exorcisms? Where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?"
"What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant? They both have wings, except for the elephant."
"Who ate those tomatoes? Tom ate those."
"If a bunch of white people running down a hill is an avalanche, what is a bunch of black people running down a hill? A prison break."
"Just moved a book to make room for my phone on the table and in that one action I symbolized everything that's wrong with us."
"Geophysics Joke That argument is so weak, it can still be measured on the Richter Scale! Randomly popped into my head while watching an earthquake documentary."
"A Jewish son asks his dad for five dollars... The dad replies, ""Four dollars?! What do you need three dollars for?!"""