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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant? They both have wings, except for the elephant."

"Wasn't wearing my glasses at the park and bent down to pet some guy's gym bag. How's your night going?!"

"How do you kill a fox? Cut off a leg and make it run across Canada"

"The good thing about necrophilia is you don't need to bring flowers. Most of the time they're usually already there. -Goerge Carlin"

"How many republicans does it take to fix a problem? No one knows. It's never happened."

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."

"What do you call a cannibal that only eats midgets? Anorexic"

"What branch of the military did the hipster join? The Salvation Army."

"What did the abused wife say about her husband? Beats me."

"Good news, insomniacs! Only 1 more sleep 'til Christmas!"