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Joke of the Day

"Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like."

"Tried to eskimo kiss my girl last night... but she wasn't inuit."

"Lil' Kim implies the existence of a larger Kim"

"The difference between me and Bill Gates is ""th"". He makes tens of millions of dollars per year. I make tenths of millions of dollars per year."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb? One to change it, thirty to write a book about it. :3"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the cake #funniestjokeevernotreallyyesreally"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !"

"Why is it so windy in Texas? because New Mexico blows and Oklahoma sucks"

"CHEF ETHAN IS IN THE HOUSE *YEEEEAAHHHHH BOYYYYYYYY*"

"13: Dad, What's detour mean? Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon."