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Joke of the Day

"I hate when someone makes the comment ""he says what we're all thinking"" when he obviously said nothing about sexy lesbians."

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"What do you call.... Q: What do you call a woman who thinks about sex all the times? A: Nymphomaniac Q: What do you call a man who thinks about sex all the times? A: Normal"
"Good neighbors never bother you. Great neighbors don't call the cops when you pass out naked on their lawn."
"If your nervous tick is pointing to the sky then might i suggest not going to auctions anymore."
"""Wow there are a lot of non-brown people in Gaza."" - anyone tuning into Ferguson coverage late"
"What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market? ""Hello, ladies."""
"my japanese friend keeps calling latex gloves pentadick condoms i guess the radiation is getting to his head too"
"Subtracting the average from a distributing is demeaning."
"Where do they weigh whales? At the whale weigh station of course."
"What's the difference between a red bucket and a green spade One is a red bucket and one is a green spade."
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