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Joke of the Day

"When ever I make Eggs Benedict, I always serve it on a hubcap. Cause there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

"So do people not like it when you tell them they could totally do better after meeting their spouse? Flattery is hard."

"Don't say ""ATM machine"". The ""M"" already stands for ""machine"". It's redundant. It's like saying ""end result"" or ""racist Fox News Anchor""."

"who many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? two. one to screw in the bulb and and to hold the cock, LADDER!"

"Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ? He was dense and wet !"

"I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers."

"What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner? The No-Bell prize."

"What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Row row row your boat"

"Dammit. My ""Bikini Inspector"" T-shirt's in the wash. How am I supposed to hit the town without irony?"

"What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos? A messycan"