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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't."
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"Do you need an arc? Cos i noah guy"
"A Stormtrooper and a Red Shirt get into a firefight. The Stormtrooper misses every shot, and the Red Shirt still dies."
"I poured my root beer... ... into a square cup, now I'm left with only beer."
"How do u call a Boomerang that doesnt come back ? a Stick"
""" Let me be perfectly clear"" - My Aquarium"
"My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday"
"Unless you're a direct descendent of a horse, don't chew with your mouth open."
"What did the surrealist butcher name his shop? Salvador Deli"
"What do you call that little white stuff on the top of bird shit? More bird shit. (Dad joke from the 70's)"