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Joke of the Day

"What do you call that little white stuff on the top of bird shit? More bird shit. (Dad joke from the 70's)"

"I HATE PEOPLE!! but i love women"

"Oh, you're an American? Yeah, right. Name 5 disastrous foreign policy decisions."

"What fruit/vegetable doesnt leave your body through the anus? A Stomato"

"There are three kinds of people Those who can count and those who can't"

"""Why do white people like cheese so much?"" Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post."

"You know what's grosser than gross? Running through a field of dead babies and getting your toe stuck in an eye socket."

"I hate people with erectile dysfunction no hard feelings"

"What does a dog from Minnesota say? Woof da."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !"