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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!"

"How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris? No one knows, it's never been done before"

"Thinking is bad... thinking is bad... it ruins every 3 out of 2 relationships"

"There's no way Kat Von D knows when she's done showering."

"A guy is fucking his wife up the ass when the house catches fire. Why does his wife make it outside first? Her shit is packed."

"The guy who stole my personal journal has died... My thoughts are with his family."

"My friend Gav died last night from taking too many heartburn tablets... I can't believe Gavisgon"

"My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."

"What do fake news sites and porn subreddits have in common? No source."

"If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen.. It tastes exactly like poverty."